Saturday, December 26, 2015

Generation 2, Chapter 21

Welcome back to my legacy! Last time, Harmony joined a club and had some interesting encounters. Let's head back home and see what everyone else is up to.

First off, with The Sims 4, you can't create Sims and have them in any relationship except for siblings or children/parents. That means that Lana and Dax are no longer married.

So, I moved them back into the same household and have them living as husband and wife despite what their relationship status says.

Lana and Dax seem none too thrilled to rekindle their marriage that began in an entirely different game.

The evening began with a very awkward conversation, and I can only imagine what it consisted of.

Let's try again to reignite that spark, shall we?

Dax: "I'd like you to have this rose."

Lana: "OMG you creep! Who do you think you are, giving me that flower?!"

Dax: "I have no idea! I just felt this urge to give it to you!"

I wonder where that urge came from...


Dax: "But wait a minute, who do you think YOU are, NOT accepting it?!" approach.

Dax: "Oh yeah, take it off, take it all off."

Dax: "On second! OMG no, put it on, put it all back on!"

Dax then decided to bite the bullet and join Lana in the hot tub, after she got dressed again. And he attempted to impress her by showing off his muscles.

Dax: "Yeah, look at my studly man arms even though I'm old now. You like that, don't you?"

Yeah, this reaction speaks for itself:

Yep, she literally fell asleep.

But Dax is not deterred!

Dax: *makes a move*

Lana: "Mmm...this is nice."

That's all it took, because Lana then blew him a kiss (no idea why they kept shifting positions in that tub; guess they were getting more comfortable).

Let's move this party outside the hot tub!

First kiss!

Yep, husband and wife had their first kiss. They'll always be husband and wife to me, even though The Sims 4 doesn't recognize that in CAS.

Whoa, back in the hot tub? Things are sure heating up now!

Well damn!


Yeah, come up for air, then get beckoned back below the water. Sounds safe.

As traumatizing as that is for me, imagine how their poor daughter feels!

No, Melody! Don't do it! Your parents are in there, naked, doing unspeakable things! You will not be able to unsee these things!!!

Honestly, I believe the game glitched out there, because Lana and Dax didn't come up out of that water until I switched to another lot; they were stuck having sex. then Dax decided to spend some quality time with one of his sons. He and Dominick hit the park.

So Dax is playing a space monster. Good thing he's not playing a sea monster considering what he just did in that hot tub.

Nice look. Is that your O face as well?

Dominick, if you knew what your dad just did in the family hot tub, you wouldn't be smiling.

Meanwhile, back home, Lana decided to get down and boogy with Liam while Harmony slept off her fun-filled night with the Powerhouse club.

And I shall leave this chapter off with a final photo, the very first one I took of this legacy upon first moving the family into their new house...coincidentally, Lana and Dominick did the same thing I did!

They also took a picture! Because nothing says family and hooray for a resurrected legacy like a selfie.


Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Generation 2, Chapter 20

I'm baaaaaaack! Can't believe it's been almost two years since I last updated this site! I got busy with real life, and since I last wrote, I've gotten engaged and married, bought a house, moved into said house, and still have my full-time job. So yeah, been super busy!

I already explained what's going on with this legacy from now on in this post, so rather than go through that again, I'm going to jump right into the story!

Harmony joined the Powerhouse social group, which is big on exercising and things like that. She has the athletic trait, so it seemed fitting. The group met at the gym, so Harmony decided to try to impress the members.

Work it, girl!

Of course, working out too much can take its toll.

Harmony: "You like what you see?"

"No, and I like what I smell even less."

Let's take to the pool, shall we?

Nice dive, but upon trying to impress her fellow club members by doing a cannonball, she did a belly flop. Too bad I didn't get a picture of that, but here's a perfected cannonball:

Nice effect, if I do say so myself. :D

So then Harmony rolled the wish to star gaze with club member Clara. Interestingly enough, she has an aunt Clara from the Sims 3 world. Coincidence?

Harmony: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, plus you're really smelly like I was not long ago, but would you be into star gazing with me?"

Clara: "Hmmm...Okay..."

Clara: "...even though I have to pee really bad now."

Paolo: "I'm totally going to follow these two chicks and see what they're up to. They'll never notice me wearing this towel outside."

Okay, yes, let's go outside and star gaze with Clara for about five seconds before you leave her laying there on the ground and converse with the creeper who followed you outside in a towel.

Paolo: "Hey, new club member. Welcome!"

Harmony: "Uh...hi. You're very...touchy."

Paolo: "You ain't seen nothing yet!"


Harmony is a teenager, though you can't tell that in Sims 4 since for some stupid reason, they're the same height as adults. But yeah, Harmony, being the curious teen, asked Paolo about woohoo.

Harmony: "So, can you tell me how woohoo works? Or maybe even show me?"

Paolo: *totally forgets he has to pee, but thinks "16 will get me 20."*

Okay, now to star gaze on the concrete!

Because nothing says fun or potential romance like a major back pain the next day. this a friendly hug or a more than friends hug?

Well, here's one way to eat:

Paolo: "Here, I'll explain and demonstrate woohoo to you by using our dinner plates, which seem to have somehow fused together."

Yep, I'd be worn out, too, if I'd spent the night socializing with people I'd just met and become very touchy-feely with a guy in a bath towel whom I'd also asked about woohoo.

Harmony: "Wow, that was amazing. What a great night."

Okay, I'll stop now. And I'll also end this chapter here. Thanks for reading!