First off, with The Sims 4, you can't create Sims and have them in any relationship except for siblings or children/parents. That means that Lana and Dax are no longer married.
So, I moved them back into the same household and have them living as husband and wife despite what their relationship status says.
Lana and Dax seem none too thrilled to rekindle their marriage that began in an entirely different game.
The evening began with a very awkward conversation, and I can only imagine what it consisted of.
Let's try again to reignite that spark, shall we?
Dax: "I'd like you to have this rose."
Lana: "OMG you creep! Who do you think you are, giving me that flower?!"
Dax: "I have no idea! I just felt this urge to give it to you!"
I wonder where that urge came from...
muhahahaha
Dax: "But wait a minute, who do you think YOU are, NOT accepting it?!"
Okay...new approach.
Dax: "Oh yeah, take it off, take it all off."
Dax: "On second thought...no! OMG no, put it on, put it all back on!"
Dax then decided to bite the bullet and join Lana in the hot tub, after she got dressed again. And he attempted to impress her by showing off his muscles.
Dax: "Yeah, look at my studly man arms even though I'm old now. You like that, don't you?"
Yeah, this reaction speaks for itself:
Yep, she literally fell asleep.
But Dax is not deterred!
Dax: *makes a move*
Lana: "Mmm...this is nice."
That's all it took, because Lana then blew him a kiss (no idea why they kept shifting positions in that tub; guess they were getting more comfortable).
Let's move this party outside the hot tub!
First kiss!
Yep, husband and wife had their first kiss. They'll always be husband and wife to me, even though The Sims 4 doesn't recognize that in CAS.
Whoa, back in the hot tub? Things are sure heating up now!
Well damn!
OH DEAR GOD! OLD PEOPLE HAVING SEX! AVERT YE EYES!
Yeah, come up for air, then get beckoned back below the water. Sounds safe.
As traumatizing as that is for me, imagine how their poor daughter feels!
No, Melody! Don't do it! Your parents are in there, naked, doing unspeakable things! You will not be able to unsee these things!!!
Honestly, I believe the game glitched out there, because Lana and Dax didn't come up out of that water until I switched to another lot; they were stuck having sex.
Right...so then Dax decided to spend some quality time with one of his sons. He and Dominick hit the park.
So Dax is playing a space monster. Good thing he's not playing a sea monster considering what he just did in that hot tub.
Nice look. Is that your O face as well?
Meanwhile, back home, Lana decided to get down and boogy with Liam while Harmony slept off her fun-filled night with the Powerhouse club.
And I shall leave this chapter off with a final photo, the very first one I took of this legacy upon first moving the family into their new house...coincidentally, Lana and Dominick did the same thing I did!
They also took a picture! Because nothing says family and hooray for a resurrected legacy like a selfie.
Later!
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